For those times you just want to say/do something.

Open to all!!! Post funny jokes (or not-so funny jokes), random thoughts, or whatever. Just have fun!!!!

Ok so there was the String and it walk into the store. And clerk says, "Hey we don't serve your kind in here! Get out." The String leaves sad, but doesn't give up. He trys again, but gets the same result. So for his third try he ties himself in a wrap and messes up his ends. When he walked back in the store, the clerk asked him, "Hey weren't you just in here?" And the String answers, "NOPE! I'M A-FRAYED KNOT!" hahahahahahaha

GET IT?!?!

ahahahhahahahahah
yes, it was quite the joke

that was the worst joke i ever heard

Now that's probly not true. If you think about it. I bet you could think of a worse joke than that.

TTYL
Samantha

No really.. he could be correct

yeah, that was pretty bad....lol

someone post a new one!!!!
:)

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"


AHAHHAHAHAH

Two guys walked into a bar...the other one ducked.

that made me laugh!

Summer that joke was soooo funny...i am laughing hard.

I have one......
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"


HAHAHAHAHA <-- King Xerxes

I love it when blondes tell blonde jokes!!

Hahaha, you G-Force workers know who these kids are!!!!

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?”

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The youngest brother gasped for breath and replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!"

You know your a 90's kid........
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _]

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Pinky and the Brain
-Sister sister
-Sabrina the teenage whitch
-The Magic roundabout
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Rugrats
-Power Rangers

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just can't resist finishing this....."Iiiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised..."
*sings*

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a saturday to watch cartoons.
Supermarket sweep
You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took those plastic cartoon boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.

When everything was settled by:
-Turn around, touch the ground
-Rock , paper, scissors

When you would play Hide and Go Seek until your legs grew numb.
Sega games....Sonic!!
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos were popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to Funniest Home Videos.... But never taped anything.
You remember watching Home Alone1, 2, and ....and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders".

You remember when Yoyo's were cool.
You remeber those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating those biscuit rings with icing on top.

When everything was "DA BOMB!"
When you made those lunchables with pizza and tacos.
Spice Girls.

Boom boxes vs. CD players.
Those little paper fortune cookie things, and predicting your life with them.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, Gigapet, or Nano, and brought it everywhere.

Furbies.
Collecting stickers for sticker books.
Computers were rare, and having internet was cool.
Windows 95 was the best.

Michael Jordon was king.
When wrestling was good. WWF!
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff.

When Beanie Babies were sold out everywhere.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears.

Gap was the coolest stuff invented.
Troll Dolls.
If you even know what a Wlkman is.

You always wanted to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You're gotten creeped out by "Are you afriad of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand, Cause the face ain't listening!"
When someone said they loved something you responded by saying...."Then why don't you marry it!"
"I know you are, so what am i?"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playground.
You remember those merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before Text messaging...
Before IPods...
Before Emos...
Before PlayStation 2 and X-Boxes...
Before Spongebob...

Way back

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

TTYL
Samantha Hurd